Saturday, June 23, 2007

A Birthday Party (Downsized)

Cheeks fourth birthday party is five hours from now and the house is its usual Saturday morning disaster zone.

Today, instead of dumping 500 bucks on a cute-til-you-puke themed celebration, as I have nearly every year since multiplying, I will offer Cheeks' 13 or so pint-sized partygoers cake and refreshments, two decent-sized kid pools and a Slip 'N Slide. You can't go wrong with water and kids. They'll be entertained for hours, as long as no one really drops the kids off at the pool like the last time we broke out the inflat-a-pool for the masses.

I wish I had something witty or funny or insightful to blog this morning. But I'm dry, like my stash of freshly cleaned beach towels, at least for now. Not much to give here. Sorry. I've got to feed the masses, pack them for The Lawyer's baseball game and send them off with Daddy, snacks, sunblock coverage and all. Then I have the house to MYSELF to clean and prep for Cheeks' water play ho-down. Or maybe I'll just blow the whole thing off and get lost on the Internet.

Oh, by the way, yesterday I pretended to get hurt on The Lawyer's Razor scooter and faked Amnesia. The kids totally fell for it. Am I a jerk or what?

Not my best post but ... hey ... I'd rather be real than fabricated ...

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6 Comments:

At 11:57 AM, Blogger anthony said...

A couple of summers ago my roommates and I decided to get a slip-n-slide. We drank a bunch of beer and slid for a couple of hours. The next day I was the sorest I have ever been in my life. But it was great. Slip-n-slides are always awesome!

 
At 1:13 PM, Anonymous Rattling the Kettle said...

I think you're doing the right thing. Ronen's second birthday party in September is going to be small, too. Can I borrow your inflatable pools when you're done with them? ;-)

 
At 2:03 AM, Anonymous Kim said...

Simple and easy is definitely the way to go. I hope you all have a great day!!

Faking amnesia - you crack me up! :-)

 
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